Humour is a personal preference
This selection translates the French article’s commentary, not the slogans printed on the products. The linked references use French wording. Wodball has not tested their fabric or print durability.
“Don’t fart”: squat humour
The actual shirt uses the French slogan “Ne pète pas”. The English heading explains the joke; it does not mean the printed product is in English.
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“Can’t, I have CrossFit”
The selected product carries the French phrase “J’peux pas, j’ai CrossFit”. Check the listing for exact print, cut and size.
“Can’t, I have burpees”
This is the French-worded “Je peux pas, j’ai burpees” design. Choose it for the recipient’s sense of humour rather than as technical performance clothing.
“Shut up and push”
The original French slogan is “Tais-toi et pousse”. Consider whether the recipient likes this tone before selecting it.
“CrossFit is the answer”
The French design plays on CrossFit being the answer regardless of the question. Confirm the exact printed text on the current listing.
The older “I have WOD” tank top
The previous tank-top reference could not be validated in the original catalogue check. It remains a historical example rather than an active purchase recommendation.
Check the actual garment
Confirm the cut, size chart, material, printed wording and return conditions. Product variants can differ even when images look similar. A joke does not establish moisture management or suitability for every session.
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